Friday, 10 June 2011

How I Pass The Time When I'm Unable To Sleep

I am the very model of a blogger unreliable,
My application's sketchy and my updates rarely viable,
My posting is erratic and my facts unverifiable,
I am the very model of a blogger unreliable.


usedbuyer 2.0 said...

On a tree by a river a little blog wit
Sang "Will I, oh will I, oh will I?"
And I said to her, "Fishwife, oh, why do you sit
Singing 'Will I, oh, will I, oh will I'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, Fishy?" I cried
"Or are your brains at the very last fried?"
With a shake of her poor little head, she replied
"Oh, piss off, just piss off, please piss off!"

Sgt Pepper said...

The following comes up when you try to get onto this blog from a Government computer:

'There is a problem with this website's security certificate.

The security certificate presented by this website was not issued by a trusted certificate authority.

Security certificate problems may indicate an attempt to fool you or intercept any data you send to the server.'

Rather exciting, eh? Feeling like Winston Smith before the ornament shatters...

Lucy Fishwife said...

Usedbuyer - you are still the master of words. I bow to you. If you need me I'll be in the Zen garden doing "wax on, wax off"...

Sarge - Nice to know the government considers such a mighty weapon of sedition. I will be sure to remember that next time I blog about perfume and rigatoni.

libby said...

Lost weight...without giving up cheese chips wine or bread???? Oh my that is the diet for me...all my favourites and get slim in the bargain!

Jennifer Eremeeva from Dividing My Time said...

A succinct take off on G&S is a much better way to pass the time when you can't sleep than the nonsense I get up to!! I like your style!

Vanessa said...

Oh no - alliteration is poncey? Or should that be "achingly arch"? If it is good enough for tabloid headline writers, it is good enough for the rest of us, surely!

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