And another thing..

Is there something fundamentally ironic about the fact that there's an International Festival of Taste held annually in Dubai?

Since they stopped using artificial colours in Smarties they're rather muddy-coloured and unattractive...

Whenever they advertise something on television saying "Everybody's talking about it!" you can pretty much guarantee that nobody is and they're frantically trying to remedy this...

Putting a "Richard & Judy" or "Daily Mail Book Club" sticker on the front of a book automatically guarantees that half the people who pick it up to look at it will have a doubtful wince on their face.

Have Delia and Nigella frankly lost it? if I want to cook with Smash, branded Emmenthal or marshmallows I'll read the back of the packet, thanks.