tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post7665894013310366202..comments2023-04-13T13:19:51.726+01:00Comments on Life happens between books: Flailing of handsLucy Fishwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-10212883071247808452011-01-11T01:04:31.509+00:002011-01-11T01:04:31.509+00:00I wish that I can also join that gathering. I am s...I wish that I can also join that gathering. I am sure that I am going to have a really great time meeting you all people.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.hearing-aids-austin-tx.com/hearing-testing-%E2%80%93-identify-and-diagnose-problems/" rel="nofollow">hearing testing Leander TX</a>hearingaustintxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15243791380758482464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-67834327144447279552009-05-09T12:20:00.000+01:002009-05-09T12:20:00.000+01:00Anon (2?) - I have a theory that the flailing actu...Anon (2?) - I have a theory that the flailing actually does function as a kind of sign language. I amplify statements by expressing "GIGANTIC" or "TINY" with my hands as well as my words. I also forget half of what I was going to say if I sit on my hands. The trade-off is that I come across as far more measured and reasoned, since I am neither over-emphasising "GIGANTIC" nor hurling random liquids in all directions.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-12430373747016592602009-05-09T00:32:00.000+01:002009-05-09T00:32:00.000+01:00Just found your blog and had to comment on the fla...Just found your blog and had to comment on the flailing issue. I am a serial flailer and have upset many drinks, plates and people. I have tried to sit on my hands but that just makes me forget what I am saying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-25414046789079456482009-05-07T17:25:00.000+01:002009-05-07T17:25:00.000+01:00MM - God I'm cool.MM - God I'm cool.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-59465263330912792212009-05-07T13:33:00.000+01:002009-05-07T13:33:00.000+01:00It wasn't my glass of wine but a boy's - can't rem...It wasn't my glass of wine but a boy's - can't remember which boy though. I do remember he was so stunned by the whole incident, what with the flames coming out of your finger, and the aplomb with which you stuck it in his glass, that he couldn't summon up an expression of being annoyed.mantua makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08100402931220060133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-65926462388888948412009-05-07T12:26:00.000+01:002009-05-07T12:26:00.000+01:00Anon - why hasn't anybody invented a glass that wo...Anon - why hasn't anybody invented a glass that works on the same principle as the weebles, ie wobbles but doesn't fall down? Am now expecting to see you on Dragons' Den.<br /><br />MM - It was your glass of wine, wasn't it?Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-44914845792391177632009-05-07T12:10:00.000+01:002009-05-07T12:10:00.000+01:00I don't remember the Bronwen Roberts boyfriend inc...I don't remember the Bronwen Roberts boyfriend incident but I do remember when trying to light a cigarette you accidentally set light to the varnish on your fingernail so you instantly dipped your finger into the nearest person's glass of wine.mantua makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08100402931220060133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-3145891565683464642009-05-06T20:42:00.000+01:002009-05-06T20:42:00.000+01:00oh, my DH and I are both abject flailures. We have...oh, my DH and I are both abject flailures. We have NO wineglasses left in the house and are reduced to using the children's plastic cups, due to over-enthusiastic gesticulating on a regular basis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-53667813749077951032009-05-05T12:30:00.000+01:002009-05-05T12:30:00.000+01:00Leigh - I suspect you may have the seed of a parti...Leigh - I suspect you may have the seed of a particularly odd but hilarious novel there. I threw espresso all over somebody's white linen wedding outfit once and fear they still aren't speaking to me..<br /><br />Laura - Would love to be a four-armed goddess (pref blue with a sparkly headdress) but can you IMAGINE the carnage if I had four hands to flail around instead of two? QVC very good idea. I could demonstrate an entire Diamonique range without having to stop to pick the bracelets up. My teachers said I lacked application; there's a computer-based joke in there somewhere, which no doubt will come to mind when I've logged off...<br /><br />JRSM - God, I wish. Although my first boyfriend was the world's biggest Bowie fan, AND is now a grumpy gold-disc-festooned semi-recluse having accidentally been in one of the 90s' biggest trance bands...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-55111536008733578852009-05-04T05:07:00.000+01:002009-05-04T05:07:00.000+01:00Not terribly relevant, but I've obviously been blo...Not terribly relevant, but I've obviously been blogging too long: I'm now having dreams featuring fellow bloggers. Last night I dreamed David Bowie's secret journal of a grand love affair had been discovered and published, and they were able to identify his mystery paramour as you because the various perfumes he described her as wearing matched those (and the dates) listed on your blog. Be warned! You will be found out!JRSMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04430775461763521797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-60674608860992448842009-05-02T19:53:00.000+01:002009-05-02T19:53:00.000+01:00QVC presenter & product demonstrator perhaps?
...QVC presenter & product demonstrator perhaps?<br /><br />Or just call you a Shiva goddess Lucy...?<br /><br />;- )<br /><br />Liked the story about your 'signing'!<br /><br />I'm just a generally clumsy dropping things person, me. Perhaps that's why my teachers always used to say 'Get a grip, Laura!' Mind you they also used to demand 'Where's your sense of perspective'...The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-20734703321934024372009-04-30T00:10:00.000+01:002009-04-30T00:10:00.000+01:00I knocked a glass of red wine over my ex-boss's wi...I knocked a glass of red wine over my ex-boss's wife, with an overexpansive hand gesture. She was wearing white at the time... and she had <I>no</I> sense of humour.Leigh Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15080517449825380527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-45716035994212096002009-04-30T00:06:00.000+01:002009-04-30T00:06:00.000+01:00Your description of working with the hearing impai...Your description of working with the hearing impaired made me laugh out loud. It never occurred to me before how confusing people who sign must find hand gestures. Presumably they don't wave their hands around. It would be like having Tourettes. I wonder about a habitual gesticulator, like yourself, who lost their hearing and learned to sign... it's like a whole new world I never thought about.Leigh Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15080517449825380527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-55457797632842320542009-04-29T21:22:00.000+01:002009-04-29T21:22:00.000+01:00RB - the disadvantage (or otherwise) of blogging i...RB - the disadvantage (or otherwise) of blogging is you can't see me as I flail and gurn my way through another post. I would say "I'm quite attractive when I sit still" but sadly I'm totally unphotogenic. The picture on the sidebar was taken about 15 seconds before I fell asleep, otherwise there'd be three chins and a ventriloquist's dummy grin. Your comment about Myfanwy has almost put me off smoking but not quite...<br /><br />Rol - If I could remember the poor sod's name I'd apologise. As it is, he's lucky I remember his 1983 girlfriend's name (she was the year above me at school so I was scared of her)!Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-6582930300827011192009-04-29T12:58:00.000+01:002009-04-29T12:58:00.000+01:00Never mind apologising to Bronwen - what about her...Never mind apologising to Bronwen - what about her poor boyfriend?Rolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02103804480646939038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-25746768401743366672009-04-28T13:50:00.000+01:002009-04-28T13:50:00.000+01:00Oh you did make me laugh - the idea of your mouth ...Oh you did make me laugh - the idea of your mouth saying one thing and your hands say these random odd words. Hysterical. You are so funny.<br /><br />Lucky it wasn't Myfanwy I suppose or who knows where the cigarette might have gone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-17527497669994825812009-04-28T12:53:00.000+01:002009-04-28T12:53:00.000+01:00usedbuyer - Exquisite. I notice you're keeping wel...usedbuyer - Exquisite. I notice you're keeping well away from the confessional though! Surely you must have gestured enthusiastically with a book and accidentally thrown it at a customer. I know I have.<br /><br />Cass - I LOVE the word "flailure". Will be using it to describe myself, sadly quite often. Love bracelets, have many, worry that they over-emphasise the flailing? Have a friend who was sick into her own handbag on the tube. Got off, embarrassed, sat down to wait for next tube. Got on. Realised same tube, same seat. Tube had paused in station. She was drunk.<br /><br />Steve - Yes it does look like a snail now I come to look more closely; would love to see a red snail with a glass shell! Snails not well-known for their rapid nervous flailing though (maybe the glass ones are...)?Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-81547255328391307382009-04-28T12:41:00.000+01:002009-04-28T12:41:00.000+01:00Completely agree with Steve about the snail, btw.Completely agree with Steve about the snail, btw.Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02314685034290160800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-41951502318273791362009-04-28T12:37:00.000+01:002009-04-28T12:37:00.000+01:00Yes, yes, yes, TOTALLY flail-tastic. ALWAYS knock ...Yes, yes, yes, TOTALLY flail-tastic. ALWAYS knock the wine over, without fail. But BEAUTY of being a flailure is BRACELETS!!! Use your hands and hear them tinkle!I was sick into a handbag once.Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02314685034290160800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-2202871650467084342009-04-28T07:06:00.000+01:002009-04-28T07:06:00.000+01:00Just as an aside but the picture at the top of you...Just as an aside but the picture at the top of your post... looked like a snail. I honestly thought it had been photoshopped. I think I need new glasses.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-1923286956149345442009-04-27T23:42:00.000+01:002009-04-27T23:42:00.000+01:00Jaywalker flails:
Blackberry sails.
Fishwife thro...Jaywalker flails:<br />Blackberry sails.<br /><br />Fishwife throws away key:<br />Purser replaces, free.<br /><br />Nora's smack:<br />Finesse lack.<br /><br />LibraryLizzie:<br />Dear, deaf, dizzy.usedbuyer 2.0https://www.blogger.com/profile/08909335300273240931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-3147968001502958612009-04-27T16:49:00.000+01:002009-04-27T16:49:00.000+01:00Sorry Nora - reply overlap again! Lived in France ...Sorry Nora - reply overlap again! Lived in France for a while and got so used to cheek-kissing that I accidentally kissed my boss when I first started at Air France (years ago). Also knocked his coffee over twice.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-75980209091242754212009-04-27T16:47:00.000+01:002009-04-27T16:47:00.000+01:00Now this is really interesting - as a hearing-aid ...Now this is really interesting - as a hearing-aid wearer do you find yourself automatically trying to read meaning into peoples' hands where there patently isn't any? Or as a fellow waver do you just ignore it?Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-58804042064861882082009-04-27T16:42:00.000+01:002009-04-27T16:42:00.000+01:00Flailing hands is only part of the problem here in...Flailing hands is only part of the problem here in Spain where you're expected to kiss every Jose on both cheeks every time you meet. <br /><br />So far I've managed to knock off one elderly man's (admittedly large) sombrero and one woman's designer specs. Clearly I haven't yet mastered the art of genteel air kissing...Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01968497741386697440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-35074298243100819262009-04-27T16:34:00.000+01:002009-04-27T16:34:00.000+01:00I'm a hand waiver too, and as i have worked in sof...I'm a hand waiver too, and as i have worked in software sales for some years my gesticulations that are supposed the respresent the importance of using a relational database to ensure the validity of your autority files are now legendary.<br /><br />However, i am also a hearing aid wearer, and i actually do know sign language...work that one out if you can!librarylizziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10700138462119288610noreply@blogger.com