tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post4777738881592496127..comments2023-04-13T13:19:51.726+01:00Comments on Life happens between books: Am I being unreasonable?Lucy Fishwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-46477024154884373302008-11-24T10:00:00.000+00:002008-11-24T10:00:00.000+00:00There used to be a fantastic and very funny blog b...There used to be a fantastic and very funny blog by a tube driver but I've totally forgotten what it was called! I once went on a 6.30am flight to Amsterdam (back in the days when I had to do that kind of thing for work) and the cabin crew guy who was doing the safety announcement had obviously got so used to the fact that at that time in the morning nobody pays attention that he was, basically, just taking the piss. When he had to indicate the lighted strip along the carpet that guides you to the nearest exit he did it in the style of ZZ Top. I was the only one who laughed...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-44895909322610340442008-11-23T02:43:00.000+00:002008-11-23T02:43:00.000+00:00She does sound awful, but must admit am LMAO at pe...She does sound awful, but must admit am LMAO at peoples comments on what they come across in their various lines of work, someone should start up a blog featuring stories from different peoples' jobs and the people/situations, they come across.<BR/>The Inside Story...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-69737256603022117492008-10-31T17:36:00.000+00:002008-10-31T17:36:00.000+00:00Absolutely! If only she'd done what my 95-yr-old g...Absolutely! If only she'd done what my 95-yr-old granny calls "playing the little old lady card" I'd have bent over backwards for her - although having said that she couldn't have been more than 50 and I think she only didn't "do stairs" because somebody else "did" them for her. Obviously I'm saying every word with quotation marks round it in the sneery and sarcastic tones of the disgruntled retailer...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-18344923743126824882008-10-31T16:27:00.000+00:002008-10-31T16:27:00.000+00:00Reasonable would be, "could I possibly trouble you...Reasonable would be, "could I possibly trouble you to go downstairs and get the ... I've got knee troubles" (or whatever). Her way, not just unreasonable, but rude. <BR/><BR/> (As an American who calls it "the yellow pages" finding it difficult to call it A to Z)shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-78807651631442508912008-10-30T13:13:00.000+00:002008-10-30T13:13:00.000+00:00LMFAO at the swinging comment...LMFAO at the swinging comment...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-59822155980263009862008-10-30T12:50:00.000+00:002008-10-30T12:50:00.000+00:00It's the "I don't do stairs" line that slays me, L...It's the "I don't do stairs" line that <I>slays</I> me, LOL!<BR/>"Thanks, I don't do coke" "Oh, thank you, very dishy, but I don't do swinging". "I'm sorry I don't do meat, I'm allergic to animal protein". On the same level, I'd wager? ;-P<BR/><BR/>I would surmiss this was a creature honed, with little dog in tow, manicured to an inche of her life with a sour grimace due to too much abstinance from bodily joys and toils because hey, she doesn't do those!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Customner #2 sounds idiotic as well. OK, we all have our problems, but make sure the one who hears the complain is the one deserving it (somewhat).Perfumeshrinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06222733129203280662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-47481205896453315102008-10-29T18:38:00.000+00:002008-10-29T18:38:00.000+00:00I'm sorry, I'm laughing too much to feel sorry for...I'm sorry, I'm laughing too much to feel sorry for her. Spiders and scorpions I can understand, even clowns, but BUTTONS? Was she attacked by a Pearly King at an impressionable age?Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-12630234987093213632008-10-29T12:46:00.000+00:002008-10-29T12:46:00.000+00:00"Koumpounophobia" - button phobia, no I'd never he..."Koumpounophobia" - button phobia, no I'd never heard of either, until I was fitting a jacket on a woman and showed her a selection of sample buttons - I could have had spiders in my hand from her reaction. I was laughing a lot at first, I'm afraid to say, before I realised that she was really very upset.mantua makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08100402931220060133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-2724841383361000982008-10-29T12:33:00.000+00:002008-10-29T12:33:00.000+00:00MM - Button phobia?? What is she, Amish?Emmak - ye...MM - Button phobia?? What is she, Amish?<BR/><BR/>Emmak - yes, or that tube station whose name ends in "Off"...<BR/><BR/>Sag / Anon - It's as bad as the people who get annoyed with you for being the wrong number they dialled... someone once rang me by mistake at home and asked me to look up their intended target in the phone book!!! Uh, NO.<BR/><BR/>Lady Jicky - ha ha HAAA and we won't let her use the toilet. It'll be permanently out of order I think.<BR/><BR/>Deirdre - *sigh* the joys of retail...<BR/><BR/>Scentself - I have just made you a cup of coffee. Sit down, pet, and gather your thoughts... xx<BR/><BR/>BT - I may institute Obnoxiousness Awards. You're right, it does deserve some kind of gong...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-75430679814065381792008-10-29T11:06:00.000+00:002008-10-29T11:06:00.000+00:00Impossible woman! But it must take such a rare, in...Impossible woman! But it must take such a rare, in-growing self-absorption to be that impressively impossible that you have to admire her. She's like a walking improvisation. Let's face it, she's clearly very good at what she does (annoying people), and not all of us can say that...Brother Tobiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14298549883526952305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-6906281873746713892008-10-29T02:44:00.000+00:002008-10-29T02:44:00.000+00:00I, ah, erm...(...there really IS something I want ...I, ah, erm...<BR/><BR/>(...there really IS something I want to say...oh, the PRESSURE of your subtitle...<BR/><BR/>...did you really have to subtitle your comment header, anyway? Were you actually expecting a comment here?)<BR/><BR/>[there. now you have an obnoxious blog fan, too. ;) ]<BR/>[[yes, that customer was quite so]]<BR/>[[[quite enjoyed Anonymous' contribution to the mix]]]ScentScelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12264276265890227820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-73810840540268754082008-10-28T07:40:00.000+00:002008-10-28T07:40:00.000+00:00people eh?....drive you mad...people eh?....drive you mad...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-43988724288857910772008-10-28T01:05:00.000+00:002008-10-28T01:05:00.000+00:00I know what you mean, we often get phone calls for...I know what you mean, we often get phone calls for others in our buidling. I don't know why people can find our number but not the one they really want...anyway, they do get rude and antsy if we say sorry we don't actually know the number of that place. They then say, well you're in the same building..can you put me through?" Like, WTF? Telephone directory I am not, with damn good reason.The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-64019461571036992342008-10-27T18:15:00.000+00:002008-10-27T18:15:00.000+00:00The woman was rude and I'm afraid I would have bee...The woman was rude and I'm afraid I would have been tempted to just give her some false directions...to tell her to take a long and elaborate journey via tube to Cockfosters maybe!MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-47133485433128924612008-10-27T17:37:00.000+00:002008-10-27T17:37:00.000+00:00I get quite a few requests to make jackets, skirts...I get quite a few requests to make jackets, skirts, tops etc - but it always amazes me how people don't really know what they want when they ask for a quotation eg. what style, what fabric...basic things like that. One day I'll write a book about the funny things people coming out with during fittings (eg. the woman with button-phobia), I'll have to change the names though.mantua makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08100402931220060133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-515754873629405012008-10-27T16:56:00.000+00:002008-10-27T16:56:00.000+00:00OH MY GOD as if to prove my point (thanks, Karma) ...OH MY GOD as if to prove my point (thanks, Karma) I've just had a woman in who not only swore blind that I'd promised her faithfully that her book would be here today BUT ALSO wasn't going to leave until she'd made me say Sorry. I was somewhat helped by the fact that I know it wasn't me (tall, red hair) but my colleague Isla (short, brown hair) she spoke to. I gave her the chance to squirm uncomfortably before granting her a lordly "Sorry about that but it IS best to wait till we ring you"...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-29539352007842688532008-10-27T16:27:00.000+00:002008-10-27T16:27:00.000+00:00Steve - I suspect her usual mode of purchase is th...Steve - I suspect her usual mode of purchase is the smarmy obsequious Harrod's type, complete with fawning and a flunkey to carry her basket. I'm more than happy to negotiate stairs for the genuinely unable, but I KNEW she was only going to look at the A-Z and leave it....<BR/><BR/>Steerforth - I generally wait until a customer I know is in (if I can cross my legs that long!) and then say "I'll just be a minute..", hoping they'll loiter enough to scare off any opportunists. Luckily our real regulars are quite good for that. <BR/><BR/>Jonathan - I have resorted to the "Gone To Post Office Back 5 Mins" sign, but I had to get a sandwich. Saw two disgruntled customers while I was standing in the queue at the deli. Busted...<BR/><BR/>Sarah - Yes! Given that something like 70% of us work in some form of customer service, I can't believe how rude most people are. I have spent my life perfecting the "Are you REALLY going to try to tell me how to spell Nietzsche??" raised eyebrow, though. It usually works. When I did a lot of bar work my revenge on the (invariably) man who waved a £20 note without even looking at me was to give him his change in 50ps...<BR/><BR/>Rol - Did she give you a list??? Try adding "needs" and seeing if she gets the message...Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-1090673631076608542008-10-27T16:00:00.000+00:002008-10-27T16:00:00.000+00:00That's ridiculous. Almost as much as the client wh...That's ridiculous. Almost as much as the client who told me today that she didn't want the word "special" in her script, because that was a word that ANYBODY could use. I'm waiting for her to tell me which words have been allocated for her use only.Rolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02103804480646939038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-53021978371921084972008-10-27T15:57:00.000+00:002008-10-27T15:57:00.000+00:00Of course you are being unreasonable!I have a real...Of course you are being unreasonable!<BR/><BR/>I have a real life job where I have to deal with members of the public. It never ceases to amaze me how rude they can be in shops of any kind. They seem to develop an equivalent of 'road rage', but shop-like..lol<BR/><BR/>I have witnessed people shoving and hitting each other at checkouts, seen ladies pay for expensive items with bags of coins, and expect the assistant to accept it.. they adopt an 'I pay your wages' mentality.<BR/><BR/>I have had people being really awkward with me because they are searching for something which is out of stock, and refuse to believe you can't find 'one in the back somewhere'...<BR/><BR/>So, yes, you were entirely in the wrong and she is a lovely person who YOU rubbed up the wrong way simply by the fact you were on the other side of the counter!<BR/><BR/>ha ha !Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09730613605597401088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-74615698016129391722008-10-27T15:43:00.000+00:002008-10-27T15:43:00.000+00:00I lock the door. And put up the Neighbourhood Witc...I lock the door. And put up the Neighbourhood Witch sign.JonathanMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14282373784021642208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-53490791539811279752008-10-27T15:27:00.000+00:002008-10-27T15:27:00.000+00:00I used to run an independent bookshop - usually on...I used to run an independent bookshop - usually on my own - and had the same problem with going to the loo. <BR/><BR/>I remember waiting ages for the one customer in the shop to go. Invariably, the moment they decided to leave another one would replace them, as if they were working to some sort of rota. <BR/><BR/>Being a man, it was easy for me to get it all over and done with in under 15 seconds, but people still managed to complain about how long they'd been waiting.Steerforthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07627936539372313828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-73876523380647686612008-10-27T13:48:00.000+00:002008-10-27T13:48:00.000+00:00She doesn't do stairs? Doesn't do stairs? What was...She doesn't do stairs? Doesn't do stairs? What was she - a darlek? Was she hoping you'd fireman's lift her down to the lower floor? Personally I'd favour the old drop-kick with extra points for a painful landing... you could point out the medical / health section on her way down.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.com