tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post4090449418255513282..comments2023-04-13T13:19:51.726+01:00Comments on Life happens between books: ..EH???Lucy Fishwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-56999220910132127002010-11-26T15:38:12.953+00:002010-11-26T15:38:12.953+00:00Eh...wax rarely causes hearing loss....pay attenti...Eh...wax rarely causes hearing loss....pay attention<br /><br />enjoyed the joke thoughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-59503501444136952692010-09-20T13:55:08.302+01:002010-09-20T13:55:08.302+01:00Hi Laura - ditto. My diction is (comparatively) im...Hi Laura - ditto. My diction is (comparatively) impeccable. Maybe we're just polite and don't yell, so they can't hear us. Or maybe we're ordering something a bit different, and the staff are so attuned to "dry white wine" or "grande wet skinny mochaccino" that it takes them a while to work out what we asked for. That's my charitable interpretation of their behaviour, anyway..Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-61922131439847148362010-09-19T10:37:49.505+01:002010-09-19T10:37:49.505+01:00I have the problem that every time I try to order ...I have the problem that every time I try to order something in a bar, the barperson invariably mis-hears me and starts pouring or serving something completely different! And I know I have a crystal clear voice. The sure way to get cream added to hot chocolate is to request one without. Or are these people just so insufferably bored by what they do, they simply lose the ability to hear the customer any longer.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-60845245944433890482010-09-17T12:48:20.122+01:002010-09-17T12:48:20.122+01:00Blighty - I always thought Fellatio was one of Rom...Blighty - I always thought Fellatio was one of Romeo's henchmen? Am I wrong?<br /><br />Nene - At the y-fronts or the waxy buildup?Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-71598564219256385282010-09-17T12:34:32.286+01:002010-09-17T12:34:32.286+01:00He he, lovely post, which I actually read while ha...He he, lovely post, which I actually read while having my lunch. Only choked a little bit...Nenehttp://labeet.dk/wordpressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-11439992950315468952010-09-17T11:12:53.890+01:002010-09-17T11:12:53.890+01:00Brilliant! love the Y fronts joke! will be recycli...Brilliant! love the Y fronts joke! will be recycling that one! off the point, but my mother once asked me in a very loud voice by a hotel pool what "fellatio" was (she was reading some novel no doubt recommended by the Telegraph); I was so shocked, I told her it was a kind of pasta; god help us if she ever goes to an Italina restaurant..Blightyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567627987700387034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-58793473504771860782010-09-16T22:43:06.867+01:002010-09-16T22:43:06.867+01:00Fran - When I was a teenager that used to be how y...Fran - When I was a teenager that used to be how you "could TELL that A BOY fancied you" (up there with "sugar free mints get you pregnant" - don't ask). Be careful who you do it to, although if they're staring at your chest I wouldn't worry.<br /><br />Steve - "Do you want to go home for a coffee?" "WHAT?" "FOR COFFEE! FOR COFFEE!" - same thing really.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-7954380809218445802010-09-16T19:37:10.922+01:002010-09-16T19:37:10.922+01:00Thank God you didn't order the focaccia...Thank God you didn't order the focaccia...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-26353877756630665612010-09-16T19:27:34.682+01:002010-09-16T19:27:34.682+01:00I have to have my ears 'done' pretty frequ...I have to have my ears 'done' pretty frequently, and it's only when I keep having to look at people's lips that I realise it needs doing again. It must be very disconcerting for folks, having me stare at their mouths in that way.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.com