tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post3913172590152679194..comments2023-04-13T13:19:51.726+01:00Comments on Life happens between books: Guilty Pleasures (not technically a meme)Lucy Fishwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-66409710492699687842009-05-21T12:55:26.256+01:002009-05-21T12:55:26.256+01:00Katyboo - It's totally worth 1p. (Oh and posta...Katyboo - It's totally worth 1p. (Oh and postage). My last appalling sleb bio was "Paula, Michael & Bob" - torrid, ghastly, detailed. Bloody awful prose too("Her blue eyes sparkled with mischief as we met at the parents' evening" etc). Once again, frankly unputdownable. You realise now this awful truth is out I will have to change name and relocate as can't hold my head up as a serious Booksellah any more.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-46181365711529896042009-05-20T22:18:42.211+01:002009-05-20T22:18:42.211+01:00I confess to loving reading absolutely dreadful au...I confess to loving reading absolutely dreadful autobiography's of 'slebs' for fun. Now I may have to buy Anthea's even though I hate her. This is all your fault, damn your eyes.<br /><br />It is cool, cool, cool, to love Georgette Heyer as any ninnyhammer knows.katyboo1https://www.blogger.com/profile/00182125401184061843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-55273203426301712962009-05-13T10:13:00.000+01:002009-05-13T10:13:00.000+01:00JRSM - the very annoying thing about Jilly Cooper ...JRSM - the very annoying thing about Jilly Cooper is that I don't think she's dim at all, but when she writes a novel she obviously loses her confidence and (sorry guys I love her too but I can back this up with evidence) BORROWS from other authors. I hasten to add, only in her early novels (the ones with girls' names). But yes, she is evidently very well read - and has taste!<br /><br />FF - I think you'll find that's Fran Katzenjammer you're thinking of...<br /><br />PS - "Her name was I believe a Miss Free BODY"... pure class.<br /><br />Mysterycreature- In which case, blushing, I refer you also to the mighty Jennifer Crusie. Same thing only funnier and American. Also more sex.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-10530674293850294212009-05-13T09:46:00.000+01:002009-05-13T09:46:00.000+01:00I love all Jilly Cooper books. I generally get slg...I love all Jilly Cooper books. I generally get slghtly snobbish about books (I don't mean to, it just happens), but Jilly Cooper writes the most self indulgent books I know. The literary equivilent of Ben&Jerrys, just with added sex! The most sumptuous, ridiculous, downright brilliant escapism in the world!<br /><br />Glad to know I'm not the only one who enjoys them in secret!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-69524468164777467752009-05-12T18:31:00.000+01:002009-05-12T18:31:00.000+01:00Ah, the princess Dragomirov(sp?)."And I need my be...Ah, the princess Dragomirov(sp?)."And I need my beauty sleep!" in her booming deep voice... A glorious <I>character</I> played by a great Dame.Perfumeshrinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06222733129203280662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-32173414246795365792009-05-12T12:09:00.000+01:002009-05-12T12:09:00.000+01:00*Jennifer Jason Leigh as Amy Archer* -
that caug...*Jennifer Jason Leigh as Amy Archer* - <br /><br />that caught my eye and I thought, my goodness The Archers have gone very upmarket. This is true, btw!French Fancy...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04941577892849157015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-33833012005818100732009-05-12T03:24:00.000+01:002009-05-12T03:24:00.000+01:00Coke spiders. So very sophisticated.
I've never re...Coke spiders. So very sophisticated.<br />I've never read a Jilly Cooper novel, but to my surprise she keeps popping up and writing affectionate, funny introductions to very good, long-neglected books EM Delafield, Barbara Pym, that sort of thing). This prevents me from being able to properly dislike her. Very unsettling.JRSMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04430775461763521797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-56100889407387857712009-05-11T13:03:00.000+01:002009-05-11T13:03:00.000+01:00Nora - I am constantly being nagged to alphabetise...Nora - I am constantly being nagged to alphabetise my books but I like keeping them in a strange order that makes sense to (only) me.. ie "Talented Mr Ripley" next to "Impressionist" by Hari Kunzru (identity-theft, unscrupulousness) which leads, via Hari Kunzru's "Transmission" to "Ghostwritten" by David Mitchell (odd cyber-geekishness), etc etc etc. My set texts (Medieval French etc) languish next to The Golden Bough as mythological in nature...<br /><br />Laura - It's gripping. I read it in one sitting as if wolfing down a party-pack of Matchmakers. Totally not worth the paper it was printed on but nonetheless excellent. Think prior to any bedroom shenanigans she disinfects the affected area. Private Eye required reading in Fishwife household as the only publication that tells the truth! My New Age guilty pleasure = Linda Goodman. I love an astrological generalisation, me.<br /> <br />FF - when living in the Land Of Food I had cravings for baked beans ("haricots en sauce tomate" not remotely similar), Cheddar, and cottage cheese, perversely. Now miss packet mousseline and 4am baguette with steack-hache-frites in it. Not sure how many bottles of perfume I have - wardrobe shelf full, also many 2.5ml samples. Promise I will count and let you know...<br /><br />Steerforth - I promise you you're not Jeremy Clarkson. If you were, you'd have written that in capitals. I'll see your eggy pork pie and raise you cheap sausage rolls with brown sauce.<br /><br />Aparatchick - It totally fried her face, you know. I shouldn't laugh as she has in fact made a full recovery. Friend of mine says she was the only other person in a spa pool with the fragrant Anth 'n' Grant - they looked at her as if she was a tramp, then summoned a flunky, pointed at her (my friend) and said "Why?" ...<br /><br />PS - You saint. Dark chocolate so nearly virtuous it barely counts as a guilty pleasure! Hummus also frankly health food! Substitute the words "cheap milk chocolate" and "sour cream dip" and you're further down the road to perdition. Love Agatha Christie too; one of my favourite guilty movies of all time is "Murder on the Orient Express". Love the music, love Albert Finney, most especially love Wendy Hiller.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-18997496654327061352009-05-11T07:37:00.000+01:002009-05-11T07:37:00.000+01:00"An object of awful majesty." You know how to exci..."An object of awful majesty." You know how to excite and provide huge intrigue, lady!! I had no idea who the hell this person was and now I must seek out the little hand that strayed into the keypad...er...the chocolate box, I meant.<br /><br />Speaking of chocolate and guilty pleasures, I can't keep myself from shredding dark chocolate on almost everything :/ It's a good antioxidant I lullaby myself into thinking and it makes for instant dessert. And pita with hummus is just too good for words, although I haven't ever found a ready-made one to really like (I know, I am spoiling the game, but not for want of trying!) I do love me some Ruffles though from time to time: how's that for cheap guilt?<br />Pity one has to abandon these in view of bikini season :-(<br /><br />I rather think Agatha Christie is nice. No need to hide her. I usually read her while on plane, makes the fellow passengers gain a whole new layer of ...interest. (LOL)Seriously, it makes time fly!Perfumeshrinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06222733129203280662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-42446376074878862952009-05-10T23:26:00.000+01:002009-05-10T23:26:00.000+01:00I had to google her, having never heard of Anthea ...I had to google her, having never heard of Anthea Turner. She does sound like a train wreck: Celebrity Big Brother, 100 Worst Britons, husband #2 leaving his wife for her, the wedding sponsored by Cadbury, the "Perfect Housewife" multi-media empire (really? Perfect Housewife? People watched it?), and a show called "Help Me, Anthea, I'm Infested" (I saw that on Wikipedia - they were making that up, weren't they?). <br /><br />But I'm truly sorry to say that this part about her motorcycle accident made me laugh heartily: "at the last minute it was decided that Anthea would sit on the back of the truck, she would also take her cue from somebody behind the camera which, unknowingly to the camera crew, became the same cue used to ignite the pyrotechnics." Unknowingly to the camera crew - wanna bet?<br /><br />OK, I'm saying 10 Hail Marys and an Our Father right now.Aparatchicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-2420763040813684952009-05-10T19:48:00.000+01:002009-05-10T19:48:00.000+01:00Pork pie with egg in the middle, ELO, driving very...Pork pie with egg in the middle, ELO, driving very fast...<br /><br />Oh God, that's Jeremy Clarkson. <br /><br />Excuse me while I attach a hose pipe to my exhaust.Steerforthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07627936539372313828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-13909310031418913832009-05-10T19:38:00.000+01:002009-05-10T19:38:00.000+01:00Aw, I wish I had the chance to try the chickeny ti...Aw, I wish I had the chance to try the chickeny tin thing from M&S. Now that is the sort of thing you miss living in the Land of Food<br /><br />A question for you - how many bottles of perfume do you have?French Fancy...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04941577892849157015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-27724351088059786172009-05-10T17:57:00.000+01:002009-05-10T17:57:00.000+01:00The Anthea Turner autobiography sounds as ghastly ...The Anthea Turner autobiography sounds as ghastly as she does and is doubtless a very faithful rendition of the real thing, ghost writer or no. Car crash reading or what? I imagine she'd be a dreadful 'lay' having to tidy the boudoir and primp herself for at least an hour in lieu of foreplay. Though why she would need a lover when she has a mirror...<br /><br />My guiltiest pleasure is Chat It's Fate and Take a Break's Fate & Fortune Magazine (incorporating the columnist Texas, the Psychic Horse') Often hilarious yet strangely comforting hokum, these monthy 'fixes' are the nearest I get to a full-blown wimmin's magazine. I don't regard Private Eye as a guilty pleasure, but essential reading to find out what's really going on!<br /><br />Foodwise, I deny myself nothing as being too lavish (unless I really can't afford it), but then I eat quite sensibly as a matter of course and the luxury foods I like would be too rich to quaff all in one sitting.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-54855924933468060142009-05-09T17:28:00.000+01:002009-05-09T17:28:00.000+01:00Time to 'fess up! I don’t have a secret cupboa...Time to 'fess up! I don’t have a secret cupboard of shame since I’m something of a hoarder - set texts from college days are still propping up the bookshelves more or less alphabetically. So you’ll see (Thomas) Mann next to (Henning) Mankell (wonderful Wallander) and Brecht cheek by jowl with (James Lee) Burke. This once had unexpected results. Glancing at the shelves one day (tut-tutting & frowning deeply at all the Germanic stuff), one (supremely well-read) acquaintance at last drew breath, fixed her gaze on one particular book and commented in a most approving manner, “Oh, I see you like Doris Lessing at least?”<br />“Er, no,” I replied anxiously. “Actually, it’s Gotthold Lessing, the eighteenth century German dramatist.”<br />She didn’t mention books to me ever again…Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01968497741386697440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-73714165046962453122009-05-09T16:40:00.000+01:002009-05-09T16:40:00.000+01:00Rol - especially if I charge £2.75 for postage and...Rol - especially if I charge £2.75 for postage and it's less! Need to spread the love.Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-67689431844155868522009-05-09T16:28:00.000+01:002009-05-09T16:28:00.000+01:00"Examine your consciences. 1p on Amazon."
Are you..."Examine your consciences. 1p on Amazon."<br /><br />Are you selling your copy?<br /><br />Make it 2p and that's a 100% profit.Rolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02103804480646939038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-85230319514536917322009-05-09T16:06:00.000+01:002009-05-09T16:06:00.000+01:00Tania - It truly is a work of inadvertent comic ge...Tania - It truly is a work of inadvertent comic genius. The love scenes are a particular delight. Apparently in Real Life the orange-tanned and bouffe-haired Grant is about 5'5" and has a worryingly big bobbly head like a dashboard ornament. I also love a really crappy pork pie. Had a very high-quality one once which simply fell apart before I got it home. What's the point of that? Hot water crust should be rockhard and lined with cold lard and that odd dog-foody jelly. If I wanted flaky pastry I'd have gone for a Gregg's cheese pasty!!! <br />Don't start me on Georgette Heyer. Or, for that matter, Mary Stewart. First ahem ladylike stirrings were for the gardener in "Touch Not The Cat" (swoon).Lucy Fishwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12468092971495182126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1352411146204226127.post-43025823812271053772009-05-09T15:38:00.000+01:002009-05-09T15:38:00.000+01:00'My eyes filled with tears as he drove away in his...'My eyes filled with tears as he drove away in his Jaguar' is best line EVER. I am going to recite it to myself every morning on waking.<br /><br />I too adore Babybel. Also love a really crappy pork pie, not the posh ones. And have an unfailing love for a Quaver. Otherwise am of course tremendous food snob.<br /><br />For books, I actually have a secret cupboard of shame. Out on display on shelves are Mrs Woolf, Mrs Parker, F Scott Fitz, both Eliots, Paul Auster etc etc. In cupboard of shame is: Dick Francis, Agatha Christie, Jilly Cooper and Georgette Heyer. But then I discover that AS Byatt adores Georgette, so perhaps she can come out of the dark. All those moody aristos in tight breeches; be still my beating heart.Tania Kindersleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18355967725006605825noreply@blogger.com